JOKES:Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity. WOMENS ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = youll be sorry 6. We need to talk = Youre in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. Youre certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
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MENS ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Lets have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = Id like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = Id like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = Id like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = Id like to have sex with you 11. I dont think those shoes go with that outfit = Im gay
Favorite Movies
300
Favorite TV Shows
naruto
Favorite Books
soty of warcraft and starcraft(un fel de carti)
Favorite Quote
If fucking is a talent OMG im talented!! God sad to the humans a looong time ago: He who drinks gets drunk. He who gets drunk falls asleep. He who falls asleep does not sinn. He who does not sinn goes to heaven. So come on guys lets get drunk and go to heaven.
Piesa mea preferata: Forfeit the game / Before somebody else Takes you out of the frame / Puts your name to shame Cover up your face / You can’t run the race The pace is too fast / You just won't last
You love the way I look at you While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through You take away if I give in My life My pride is broken
You like to think you’re never wrong You have to act like you’re someone You want someone to hurt like you You want to share what you’ve been through
You love the things I say I’ll do The way I’ll hurt myself again just to get back at you You take away when I give in / my life My pride is broken
You like to think you’re never wrong You want to act like you’re someone You want someone to hurt like you You want to share what you’ve been through
Forfeit the game / Before somebody else Takes you out of the frame / Puts your name to shame Cover up your face / You can’t run the race The pace is too fast / You just won't last
You like to think you’re never wrong You want to act like you’re someone You want someone to hurt like you You want to share what you’ve been through
You like to think you’re never wrong / forfeit the game (You live what you’ve learned) You want to act like you’re someone / forfeit the game (You live what you’ve learned) You want someone to hurt like you / forfeit the game (You live what you’ve learned) You want to share what you’ve been through / forfeit the game (You live what you’ve learned)
ai reusit copile. din pacate nu stun eu un exemplu prea bun...insa noh...daca zici ca ti-a placut cum sunt...ma bucur ca ti-am putut fi de ajutor. stiu ca ma enervez repede uneori, si nu intotdeauna pe buna dreptate, insa asta-s eu. cine ma iubeste, ma iubeste asa cum sunt.